Puzzles & Panties

Introduction

You play the part of a new witch at a magic school. But your teacher is a sex-obsessed lesbian who makes you run a bunch of trials for her sexual pleasure. These trials involve you playing a card game which involves matching elements, the same way Candy Crush works.

As you progress through the story, you’ll come up against different bosses who require different strategies to defeat. It’s all pretty simple stuff and one based around very simple game mechanics.

The game is very vibrant and colorful, and the women on display are classic, big-tittied hentai girls who are dressed like total whores. Overall, first impressions were pretty great.

Story

Puzzles & Panties is a very fun puzzle game where addicting matching of elemental balls results in attacks on your opponents. You play an up and coming student at an acadamy for magic and as a blooming witch you must take advice from your horny lesbian teacher and make your way through the magical trials.

The game is very simple and straight forward so not a whole lot needs to be said here. I did notice while playing that I would discover things that should have been obvious from the start but were not to me so I will point out some of those things here so you get started in the best possible way.

A lot of this game is all about elements and their associated colors. I find it easier to just focus on the colors rather than the full name of the elements. As witches these elements are called upon to channel energy for attacks. The matching part of the game are essentially the fight sequences featuring waves of enemies and an eventual boss.

Gameplay

As you progress through the story, you come up against various foes. All battles take place within the card game screen. For those not familiar with it, you’re presented with a 6×5 square, and every square has one ‘element’ inside. You manouver these elements around and when you get a row of three, the power of those elements is activated.

Different color elements have different powers. For example, red attacks your opponent with fire, while pink heals you. Blue attacks with water, while yellow uses electricity. Different opponents will have different weaknesses, so you’ll need to focus on the elements that will damage them most.

But players also need to be mindful of their card collection. Before you can use a particular attack type, you need to have the corresponding card. Cards are accrued via regular gameplay.

Puzzles & Panties is mostly told through a visual novel format, so you’ll be doing a hell of a lot of reading. For a game of this style, the visual novel format works exceptionally well.

After battles are over, that’s when the adult material starts to creep in. You’ll often be rewarded in the form of hardcore sex scenes, all of which is lesbian in nature.

As well as cards, there’s also Heart Stones to utilize. These improve your battle abilities and help you best some of the more challenging boses.